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kafzielSo, my sister was watching one of those crappy animated kids shows on public television, in which the multi-ethnic children were happily learning about Chinese New Year's. And this got me thinking. Thinking of evil things.
I want to make a children's animated show. Multi-ethnic, multi-religious, completely politically correct and enlightened and everything. In every episode, the kids learn something new about their heritage, and get more respect for their peers and all that bullshit. Here's the kicker, though. There's a fairly unpleasant white kid, rich and slightly racist and unwilling to learn about things. Every episode, this kid doesn't want to participate in the enlightened, new age learning, but the rest of the cast belittles him until he is forced to relent. Every episode, he gets mocked and belittled. Every episode, this upper-class, in-the-majority-about-everything, family-has-all-the-power kid gets treated a little worse by the other schoolchildren. Then, the last episode, when they were going to be learning about, I dunno, England, the kid graps an Authentic Scottish Claymore from the museum and slaughters the rest of the cast. Brutally. Like, horrific bloodbath of biblical proportions. I think it'd be hilarious.
Yeah, I'm going to hell. But admit it. You'd like it.
I want to make a children's animated show. Multi-ethnic, multi-religious, completely politically correct and enlightened and everything. In every episode, the kids learn something new about their heritage, and get more respect for their peers and all that bullshit. Here's the kicker, though. There's a fairly unpleasant white kid, rich and slightly racist and unwilling to learn about things. Every episode, this kid doesn't want to participate in the enlightened, new age learning, but the rest of the cast belittles him until he is forced to relent. Every episode, he gets mocked and belittled. Every episode, this upper-class, in-the-majority-about-everything, family-has-all-the-power kid gets treated a little worse by the other schoolchildren. Then, the last episode, when they were going to be learning about, I dunno, England, the kid graps an Authentic Scottish Claymore from the museum and slaughters the rest of the cast. Brutally. Like, horrific bloodbath of biblical proportions. I think it'd be hilarious.
Yeah, I'm going to hell. But admit it. You'd like it.