"We surrender!" "Not yet, idiots!"

[kafziel]

So, we've been officially at war for 33 minutes now. Already we've got at least 17 surrendered Iraqi troops (20, if you count those guys from last week), and all we've done that CNN is allowed to tell us about is drop 2 million leaflets. Well, with any luck things will continue like this until we get to Baghdad. The Republican Guard probably won't be so easily broken.

Sigh. Anyone have any bomb shelters in the DC area that they'd be willing to part with kinda cheap?