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[kafziel]

So, I saw Pirates of the Caribbean last night. That was one of the most awesome movies I'm ever seen, in every sense of the word. Not only was it unbelievably cool and good, but it legitimately put me in a state of awe. I want to be Jack Sparrow when I grow up, which I'm sure is far from an uncommon sentiment, and I'm confident enough in my heterosexuality to be able to admit that were I gay or female, I'd be all over Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp in that movie. As it is, though, I must merely lust after Keira Knightley, with that sexy accent and the streaks in the hair and jesus, she's only 3 months older than me? that could totally work out and suchlike.

Also, Zombie Pirate Monkey. Zombie Pirate Monkey. Jebus. There is no word you can add to that phrase to make it cooler.