Ooog

Anyone ever tries to tell you that deep-fried Oreos aren't incredibly filling, you punch them in the face. For they are liars. I weigh a good 270 pounds; I can put away two dozen potstickers, or $20 worth of reasonably-priced General Tso's, in one sitting. Six of these bastards wiped me out. You know how a snake will, like, eat an entire cow, and then just sit and digest for a month? I feel like that.

Tasty, though.